Creative Signs
In a Podiatrist’s office:
“Time wounds all heels.”
On a Septic Tank Truck:
“Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels”
At an Optometrist’s office:
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right
place.”
On a Plumber’s truck:
“We repair what your husband fixed.”
On another Plumber’s Truck:
“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your Plumber.”
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
“Invite us to your next blowout.”
At a towing company:
We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”
Sign over a Gynecologist’s
office:
Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
On a Maternity room door”
“Push, Push, Push”
At a car dealership:
“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”
Outside a muffler shop:
“No appointment necessary: we hear you coming.”
At a Veterinarian’s waiting
room:
“Back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
At an Electric Company:
“We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However if you don’t, you will be.”
In the front yard of a Funeral
Home:
“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”
At a propane Filling station:
“Thank Heaven for little grills.”
Last but not least….
Sign on the back of another
septic tank truck:
“Caution: This truck is full of Political Promises.”
